Based on the provided (and frankly, odd) reference, the suggested actions are as follows:
- Swallow really hard.
- Take a big, deep breath.
- Make eye contact.
- Bite the tip of your finger.
- Bite the middle of your finger.
- Bite the base of your finger.
- Pull your finger out.
- Subtly sniff your finger.
This appears to be a comedic take on how not to act when you see someone attractive. The suggested actions are bizarre and would likely be interpreted negatively or as very strange behavior. A more reasonable approach would be to maintain composure, make appropriate eye contact, and perhaps offer a polite smile or greeting if the situation allows.